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A kids show about gay space rocks
Person 1: Steven universe is a great show!
Person 2: wow! I have never seen it!
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he got kicked in the nuts by a player by the name of draymond green (aka thee nut-cracker) in the 2016 NBA Western Conferance Finals
Steven Adams will never have babies
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Singer for Aerosmith, and in my opinion, probably has the largest mouth ever to walk the face of the earth.
He still owns with his voice.
And his songs kick ass.
He made awesome songs such as
Jaded, Dream on, Walk This Way, Sweet Emotion, Dude(looks like a lady), Janie's got a gun, and many many many many others...awesome awesome writer and singer.
Steven tyler owns.
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A kids show about a 14 year old boy, who is half human, half gem. He also has no neck. He lives with 3 ( technically 4 ) space aliens named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Garnet is 2 gay gems combined. Amethyst is an earthling. Pearl is gay for Steven’s dead mom. Steven’s dead mom Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond, one of the leaders of the gems. Also they recently made a movie where Steven has a neck. Easily the best show on CN
Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network
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A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.
Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.
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A classic blunder known in the speed running world, in which you improve too quickly and so you’ll have reds for the rest of your life
Super really fucked up by pulling a Clint Stevens, he’ll never beat that Minecraft speedrun time
The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.
LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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