When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌
I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies
Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader
Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.
The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."
"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god