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An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
A snowy is someone who is always there for you, and will be super nice to you. a snowy of the storm, however, is someone who has seen and been through a lot wit you, but still holds on. If you've been pushing down a snowy, they will either reject you because you are a bad friend, or they will turn into a snowy of the storm, who will try to make you happy, although they are suffering. Another way to find a snowy of the storm is to find someone who has been verbally of physically abused in their life. They will generally try to be nice, although they may be silent due to abuse from speaking up. Be nice to snowies of the storm, as they have usually been through a lot.
Person 1: Aww. What happened to snowy?
Person 2: Person BAD called her a poopy head.
Person 1: Oh no....... She is now a snowy of the storm.......
Person 2: Don't worry! She'll still be an awesome person because snowies are strong and they never stop.
When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.
I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.
Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.
*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*
Famous wattpad book by Sir Rob starring Lillian Linton and Mr. Rikkard Ambrose which follows their story of love and development, trust and character and follows them through their years of sarcasm.
A: Have you read "Storm and Silence"?
B: No. Not yet.
A: WHY THE HECK ARE YOU HERE THEN?! Go read it rn.
When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.
Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"
White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."
Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"