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An extreme metal band made by the superhuman Devin Townsend, who also has an as epic solo band. Quite possibly the best band in existance.
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--
Strapping Young Lad is commonly referred to as the band from Heaven /and/ Hell.
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A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.
"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.
"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.
"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.
"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.
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A young, good-looking, and rather hot example of the male species who appears before the eyes of a lustful older woman.
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Cougar: "I got derailed by a strapping young buck."
Boss: "With antlers and everything?"
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The only thing standing between me playing Mario Kart Wii and having the FBI bust down my door.
"I choose Waluigi!"
"Aw man, you always choose the good characters. Also, where's your Wii remote strap?"
"What Wii remo-"
"FBI OPEN UP!!!"
Occurs when an elastic rope is tied to a man's genitals on one end, and a tractor (has to be a tractor) at the other. The man is pulled by his junk when the tractor starts moving.
Starla was so angry at Cletus for sleeping with her mother, that she gave him a Tennessee Jock Strap.
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A person that always has a gun on him at all times no matter where he is at..
I don't know if you want to run up on dude like that I heard he is Strapped Up Shawty.
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A homosexual Jock, usually the captian or head of a sports team. When they're not practicing or masterbating to pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal, they spend most of their time hitting on their teammates, Discussing the hottest NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL players, and sniffing the eachothers jock straps (thus the term "Jock-Strap Junkie").
Center: Hey, have you noticed that Jake squeezes when he gives you the "Good Game" slap?
Guard: Dude! I thought I was the only one that noticed!
Center: Do you think he's gay?
Guard: Yep. A strait up Jock-Strap Junkie.
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