Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.

Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet

Strawing

Strawing means that you sipping out of a straw

I’m Strawing an orange juice

Strawing

Strawing is another term used for someone who is 'sooking/ sucking up to someone' or 'up their arse'. You use this in many ways to show someone that you can see that they are trying sook/suck up to someone and get their interest, be friends with them.

'You are a massive straw'
'Would you like a straw with that'
'Stop strawing his arse'

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

Zesty veggie straws

When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor

Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty