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When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.
Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?
Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.
Guy 1: Of course he did.
A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.
She could barely walk after ride down stump road!
You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.
Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.
Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration
She stump blocked me
When you call someone racist, biggot, nazi, commie, dumb, loser... Say that he eats children, hates humanity...
When everyone knows that you lie and right man wins.
Harry Potter knew that while Dumledoor alive, evil guys can't stump the Trump.