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1.Some who enjoys eating the discharge from uncircumsized penises.
2. Ryan Seacrest.
Ryan Seacrest is such a smegma sucker, he will not get off Simon Cowell's dick.
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A female/male who likes to have the feeling of balls(testes)in their mouth and like to suck on them for their pleasure and delight not the person who's balls their sucking on
Andy:man hayden I love when u suck my balls u jst love to make me feel good. Hayden:No I do it for me Andy I love how soft they feel in my mouth and I love to suck on them. Andy:oh god ur such a dirty ball sucker u nasty bitch I love it. Hayden:so can I suck ur balls?_licks lips_
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A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.
(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!
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n. This expression is rooted in Confederate America when cruel and unusual punishment was a common thing. The porch sucker, much like a cotton picker, was a deliquent servant. This bottom feeder was sentenced to sucking the plantation porch clean on hands and knees until thy had served their time.
In modern times the porch sucker is some crazy ass fool who has neglected his/her duties as a friend, or stood you up to hook up with the opposite sex.
v. You can also say "this sucks a porch!". This implys a great distaste for some form of delinquency or inadequacy.
"I can't believe you ditched me to suck her porch"
"God, my stupid porch sucking friends are so unreliable!"
"@#?!!@! PORCH SUCKER!!@@#@!?!"
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A younger person who likes having sex with older men.
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The confidence experienced when having a sucker in your mouth, esp. when talking to a crush. This phenomenon occurs due to the hands being occupied and just looking like a bad ass in general as you sensually draw attention to the mouth region. Also the fruity flavor helps to cover up creepy beer breath.
"How did Maggie work up the balls to go talk to that hottie Robbie at the terrace?"
"It was all that sucker confidence."
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1. a person having anal sex for the partener's pleasure and willing to eat even craps;
2. a person or organization, eg, mass medium, flattering a specific political party or class to veil the truth;
a: did you see abc news last night?
b: wtf?
a: they showed the interview with the fundamentalists supporting the iraq war just after showing mr dubya's announcement.
b: that idiot's an anal sucker for the christian fundamentalists.
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