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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023


Sum Ting Wong

A racist term for Asian people with a similar phrase, “Something Wrong

Ms Willy: Is there Sum Ting Wong with your homework assignment?

by vereb August 09, 2023


Sum Yin

Domb Asses

Look at this Sum Yin

by ArkiThe7th February 28, 2025


dim sum bae

Friends who are always interested in going out to eat Dim Sum with you at any time.

I'm so hungry I'm messaging my dim sum baes right now.

by foodbae November 22, 2020


Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator

That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum

by younggong May 16, 2025


urb sum

When you see a tiktok comment and you don't understand it so you have to check urban dictionary.

User: I saw wario thug shake and me after lobotomy back to back.

Reply: 🤣🤣🤣 y you scrollin 2am tho this 🔥

User: Ima urb sum

by Zandacreamations April 27, 2023


Lump sum

This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.

There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.

by Nohandle@weather May 25, 2021