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Granola Sunrise

When you are having sex with someone from behind, pull out, and jizz in their hair without telling them about it. Then, in the morning when they wake up and run their fingers through their hair, and run into the crunchy, crusty, and clumpy mess, and say “what the hell is this”, you point and loudly yell “Granola Sunrise!!”

I gave my wife a Granola Sunrise last Saturday. Been sleeping in the garage ever since. Totally worth it.

by Distracted Cosmonaut June 10, 2024


sunrise club

When you pull an all nighter and take a moment to sit and enjoy the beautiful sunrise since you're already awake. Usually after a never ending party or an all-nighter study sesh. Perfect way to start the new day. Usually accompanied by your choice of a nice beverage (ie coffee, tea or some dank OJ), Peaceful music, maybe a smoke (or vape if you're into it).

Jim: "Hey Rob, did you even sleep last night?"
Rob: "Nah bruh, too much homework. I was apart of the sunrise club though."

Stacy: "Last night's party never ended so we thought it was appropriate to join the sunrise club. It was a perfect way to end the night."
Mike: "Damn, i passed out too early, I'll have to join next time!"

by WooleyWanka April 25, 2016


Pennsylvania Sunrise

The act of jizzing on someone’s window in such a way that they will see it when they wake up in the morning

I’m gonna give that bitch a Pennsylvania Sunrise

by Plarphon September 15, 2021


Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.

The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.

by Doc_Boc May 17, 2018


'Sunrise Chillin

that feeling when you see the sunrise and you are tired from the past day and night and you think to yourself that now everything is fine and you need to go sleep.

"Santa: "what a fucking night, I can see the sun rising already
"Rodolf: "yeah, now time to sleep big bear
"Santa: "yeah' 'Sunrise Chillin

by Fextur June 2, 2018


The Sharp Sunrise

An agressive tactic to use during sex. While doing your girl from behind, you quickly insert the business end of a knife into her rectum.

She was pissing me off so I performed the sharp sunrise and she had to go to the hospital

by Ryanno September 11, 2007


Malibu Sunrise

When you shove a peach seed in a girl's vagina and a mango seed in a girl's ass hole and than fuck her in her ass while finger blasting her

I gave a college slut a Malibu Sunrise on the coast .

by Titty monster January 19, 2023