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The ghetto area of New South Wales Australia. Western Sydney includes the suburbs of Blacktown, Mount Druitt, Rooty Hill, Seven Hills and many, many more of those little known suburbs to the west of Sydney hence the name, Western Sydney.
The area is inhabited by swarms of Western Sydney Lads, Dole Bludgers, Drug Dealers and of course the middle class working Australians who manage to live day to day without getting shot; an admirable achievement in an place such as this one.
The three main survival techniques for those who dwell in the area and are not the aforementioned scum are as follows:
1. Lock all doors and windows at all times. Bars are optional but always a plus.
2. Never look anyone in the eye, and keep your mouth shut - many of the lads or bludgers have an amazing ability to misinterpret something as simple as a 'Good Morning' as a racial slur that requires a nice bashing.
3. Never leave the house after 8:30pm unless in a car that can be securely locked. This is the time when you would be in the highest danger. Lads, stoners etc. are known to prowl the streets at night and become highly violent during moonlight hours. It is widely accepted that the mystical beams of the moon give them strange powers they themselves do not know how to control (obviously).
On this episode of Man Vs. Wild, Bear Grylls be dropped of in the middle of Western Sydney.
Bear: Fuck that, I'm not going near that shit !
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The act of being asked to apply sunscreen on someones back and responding by ejaculating onto their back and rubbing it in.
Tom: Wow, you're back is so burnt! How come you didn't put on any sunscreen at the beach?
Corey: I gave Alex the sunscreen to do it but the bastard sydney sunscreened me!
Sydney Moon is one of the best porn stars ever.
Sydney Moon stars in porn films
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70% Asians, 20% Indians, 9.9% FULLY HEKTIK CUZINZ, 0.1% whites.
Australia is Sydney Tech.
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The act of a magician making his assistant’s upper body disappear, and then having sex with the lower half.
“The magician performed a dirty sydney on stage!”
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Beautiful,beautiful,beautiful. I wish I could tell her over and over again. She is amazing. She is a whole snacc and she thicc. Like bro. When I say a snacc.😏😏. She is so cute,adorable, what can I say?. She has beautiful curly hair. A beautiful smile in the making and she loves hoodies like its the best present besides chipotle,Starbucks. So birthday ideas. And trust me sis looks good in a lot of things. She has a amazing personality. She has style when she feels like it. Like sis knows what kind of dresses to wear to parties. She has amazing taste in guys. I wish she could see how beautiful she is. It hurts me to see this queen look down on herself in other presence. Sis ur a queen embrace it. She has amazing body, booty and anything u would want from either a girlfriend, or best friend or someone to talk to. Sis is a whole savage. She ain't afraid of taking off her shoe and trash talking. This queen is a queen. Her throne has just been waiting for her to sit on it. Baby Girl . Do ur hair toss, check ur nails and baby girl Finna feel. GOOD AS HELL
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the hottest woman alive. so sexy she can ruin my life idc in love with her😩😩😩
‘sydney sweeney is so hot’
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