Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.

We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.

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Trump-tard

A die hard Trump supporter. A uneducated, rascist, gun toating hill billy, who whacks off to photos of Donald Trump...thinks Trump sent by God , and are obsessed with Trumps tweets believing everything he sais.... (cult followers, sheep, ect .)

Trump-tard: "Trump is a great president ...hes a God sent". ...

Everyone else that has a brain: " omg trump-tard , lay off the kool-aid.

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cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

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/b/tard

A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine

They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van

Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!

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weed tarded

weed/tar/did adj. reverse or slow down of mental functionary as the result of inducing extremely good marijuana

dude 1: dude, you saw that pink elephy it jus flew thru the win'
dude 2: um...where?
dude 1: THERE!!!
dude 2: dude, your fuckin weed tarded rite now

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c-tard

C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.

Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard

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fuck tard

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.

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