Rusty Flush

Gettin A Blow Job When Taking A Shit.

That Bitch Gave Me A Rusty Flush

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nut flush

Oral sex performed on a male.

I got a nut flush from the girl over there.

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Mercy flush

When Gary's shit smells so bad that he should flush the toilet before the turd even came out.

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re-flush

the acting of flush the toilet again because your "thing" does'nt go down

my poo is tenacious so i re-flushed it a few times

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Flush of shame

Occurs when the next person to use the stall after you is forced to re-flush the toilet to get the last remaining bits of your pooh to go down.

Big pooh, little toilet, in a hurry = flush of shame as you're washing your hands.

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Think and Flush

The place where most of your thinking takes place a.k.a. the toilet.

Dude 1: Hey did you just take a dump at my house? Gross!

Dude 2: No i did not take a dump at your house, I just had to think really hard about something on the think and flush.

Dude 1: It's still really gross you did that at my house.

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Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

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