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A mall mice are group of people that love hanging out at the mall to much and they go there even when they don't have nothing to buy .
You guys are going to the mall again you guys aint nothing but mall mice !
Mall in Abu Dhabi filled with chamaks and thirsty under-aged girls. Everyone in the cinema sits in the VIP seats and brings Mac Donald's inside and actually gets away with it. Honestly, good luck finding a free-space to eat in the food court. 90% of the people f*cking live there. LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TEENAGE GIRLS GETS OUT OF THAT MALL WITH BUBBLE TEA IN THEIR HANDS. No joke, all the boomers/millennials give you DIRTY DIRTY looks whenever you walk past them with your friends. You'll find at least one person filming a TikTok out of nowhere for no damn reason. Almost all the boy there are called Mohammed for some reason. And to top it off, everyone does shit in the store and then run away as if nothing ever happened, so if you see random people running out of a store, I would advise you to not get freaked and to just get out of their way if you don't wanna get squished.
Random European person in yas mall: "Look at this so called "chamak" over there!"
Literally everyone else: "Which one?".
A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).
In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.
Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.
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1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.
2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.
"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."
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a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.
wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives
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the central jersey mall if youre too lazy to go to oxford valley. the mall where business is falling rapidly and stores are closing. the mall with the massive up-rise of people of Indian descent with too many children that should be in strollers. it's the mall you go to if you really need something from their stores. other than that you avoid route 1. not as many douche-bags and mall rats as oxford and neshaminy but that's simply because noone wants to be there.
"I can't hang out right now, i'm at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL."
"Ughhh i have to go to work at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL"
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a mall emo is a person who fits the "emo" cliche (long greasy black fringe, tight lady black jeans, guyliner/heavy eyeliner, etc) who hangs about the mall listening (loudly) to "emo" music and moping about and just being "emo".
Normal person: Whoa! Check out the flocks of mall emo kids!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!
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