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K inda stupid init
This is a townie, and if you are reading this and decide you are a townie do us all a favour and piss off init. Townies like thingsthat are shiney. Townies often walk into doors and start on the door. Townies is a waste of space init. Townies work in fast food resturants and get fat and greasy (yes greasier then normal, but how is this possible???). Townies should die. Townies will get their 'posse' on you, lol, more like possum, stupid f**ks. Townies swear every other word. Townies say 'init' or 'bling bling' every other word, infact this is all the interlectual compacity of the townie mind can handle. Another phase 'sed' alot is 'oooooo shiney', when infact is a 10p piece on the floor. Townies are cheap bastar*s, they shop at a local market init coz they cant afford any thing else init. Townies are not to be reconed with, simply coz they is a waste of time init. Townies have a bad sense of fashion (nore do i but i aint no townie init). Townies are pussys, and they have no life.
AVOID THESE F**KERS AT ALL COSTS (oh yea n they cant spell to save their lives)
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there is shit all wrong with townies not all townies are the same its just the diked 1s who think there big and walking around starting fights givin them a bad name most townies are ok if u give them a chance if u ask most townies they say they hate bein townies but its the way they are
not all are bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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me bein a townie myself i fink this is aloada bullshite!!!! get a fukin life a finkppl"goth" ava lota beta finks t do instead ov writin shit stuff on ere dissin townies...piss me rite off man!
all goths seem t fink all townies do is sit at a bus stop all nite...BUT WE DNT!! yea might drink alota but hey ya only live once!
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reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition.......
a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge....
i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself
some of my pharases
"init man"
"raaarrrr den da next gyal sed to da next man"
"av ya got a fag i can borra"
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An remarkably flexible word which can be applied to anyone virtually who is a teenager and has not made any visible efforts in their dress to appear 'alternative' or 'individualistic' or more accuratley isn't wearing solid black.
Very often apllied in derogatory tones by well off kids to describe young people who bear any signs of being working class ie gold earings, cheap clothes, old trainers.
I went out wearing ridiclously large trousers and a top saying 'f**k god' to try and get attention and the townies took the mick out of me. Boo hoo
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also known as a chav weres trakkies (tracksuits) likes brands like addidas,rebok, likes fake Burberry
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a townie is just someone who doesnt have enough personality to dress how they want or by things that 500 people dont already have. they are people who dont have anyfriends so they just become a townie as it doesnt take any effort ( u just have to look like a looser that hasnt had a shower in 5 weeks) they are also completely weak and scrawny and like picking on people twice their size they also love to talk about sex etc. although they have never even touched a girl in their life unless they were pushed away from trying to touch her up. also something wors than a townie ( if u can belive it) is a wanna be townie, (they acctually exist) they have 'house parties' the girls prentend to be drunk on a cola or if their daring shandy.
TOWNIE: do you tink he is gay?
NORMAL PERSON:dunno dont realy care if he is, do u ? r u homophobic?
TOWNIE: what does that mean??
NORMAL PERSON: it means you have a predjudice against gay people
TOWNIE: (to fellow townie) hey man is you homophobic?
FELLOW TOWNIE: (confused expression) shut up man your gay!
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