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napkin tape

when you dont have condoms,you tape a piece of napkin on your penis.

dude, i totally napkin taped it.

by bigdy823 February 9, 2008

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Operation Duct Tape

Fixing defenses by any means of throwing down the most pitiful excuse for an obstacle, giving just enough time to distract & deal with the enemy.

"oh, shit!! The Ogres destroyed the blockades! Operation Duct Tape!!"

by Thee Virgil December 1, 2011


Non-Fuckwithable Tape

Non-Fuckwithable Tape.
A tape that depicts a video that i can be watched for free online.
You can buy this tape for capitalistic bragging right.
Or for the purpose of dodging taxes by using it to store your wealth and resell it to the highest bidder most often a fellow tax dodger.

Also known as NFT

Dave: Why did you buy that Non-Fuckwithable Tape doe you like the video that much?
Mark: No i am planning on reselling it later for a higher price.
Dave: Mark you do know you can just inflate the price of the Non-Fuckwithable Tape and donate it as a charitable donation to get a tax deduction.

by Mr1% June 13, 2021


Rolling Blank Tape

Not remembering something that happened during a drinking binge. Similar to programming your VCR on the wrong channel and getting nothing but fuzz.

After drinking all night I was rolling blank tape from about 1:00 until 3:00.

by joebaseball November 25, 2009


Tape worm diet

A diet in which some models ect. swallow a pill that containes tape worm eggs. That way they can eat all they want and never get over weight.

That model looks great because she's on a tape worm diet.

by deep blue 2012 September 26, 2009

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tape job

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

by sunshinetellem March 22, 2011

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Taping A Morman

To Tap A Morman. or to just get through that morman underware. can also be shortened to TAM

ME: Dude i hear you were taping a morman.
Andy: ya i taped a morman. the underware was a little hard to get through.

by Ardenwa the great September 30, 2008

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