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them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.

55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"

by 999666333 April 30, 2007

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.

by Sexydimma March 12, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage angst whore

Everyone knows a teenage anst whore. Long hair, constantly complaining,often named Ryan.

*A thorn in my side :) !

by Mary knows who May 6, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Norwegian Teenager

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.

Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8

by nobodybasdfnalsf December 18, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage girl syndrome

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.

Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....

by Iamhumanperson October 13, 2015

26๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


teenage boy things

the act of masturbation with the door locked. typically done when the boy is left home alone

Oh yeah, my mom just went to the store. Boutta do some teenage boy things. I'll back to you later

by vlonethugvyi April 23, 2019

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


punk ass teenager

A teenager who either:
a) thinks their life is complete shit, when in fact, others have it much, MUCH worse than them
or
b) enjoys annoying certain people just to aggravate them, and claims themself to be so

a) Gosh, I can't beleive my friends say he's cheating on me! Things suck, I hate myself.
Uhm...stop being a punk ass teenager. There are kids in Africa starving to death! God!

b) Goddamnit Amanda! Cut it out and stop asking me the same damned thing!
Aw..Sorry...I was jsut being a punk ass teenager...*smiles*

by MakingxMexSmile July 11, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž