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Kaj Joke

A joke that is composed of either an incredibly bad pun or a play on words. Named after the comical styling of David Chin of San Mateo.

ex. of a Kaj Joke-

Person 1: Ugh, I need a tissue. Does anybody have one?

Person 2: Who Nose??

Note that "nose" and "knows" are the words being emphasized as being the two interchangeable words, creating a hilariously bad joke.

by Kyng December 25, 2007

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Joke lamprey

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Kirsten joke

A β€œKirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.

β€œYo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: β€œrated x games?”
β€œI wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
β€œYeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”

by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


joking around

English meaning of "joking around" (expr.) telling a joke; being humorous and lighthearted.

James and I have been joking around

by DefinitionDemi July 15, 2014

47πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


so jokes

A phrase that shares a meaning with awesome.
It was coined by Hank Green (of EcoGeek and YouTube's vlogbrothers) and is commonly

used by Nerdfighters.

Wow, the new Star Trek movie was so jokes!

by Margo Roth Spiegelman II May 15, 2009

85πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Lennard Joke

The worst kind of Joke. It isn't funny yet somebody told it and expects people to laugh at it however nobody except those called Lennard will laugh at this Joke. Usually when a Lennard joke is told all the people in this world and other worlds called Lennard will start laughing. So if you have been wondering why Lennard has been laughing so much its because of those Lennard Jokes.
Note: Very popular expression in Germany where this is called a Lennard Witz

Lennard: (Laughing)
Fred: Why is Lennard laughing?
George: Someone somewhere must have made one of those crappy Lennard Jokes.

by Breiter Boss April 9, 2016

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


rhetorical joke

The excuse you give when an intended joke you just said was not funny.

Person 1: I wonder how janice got herpes?

Person 2: 'Cus she is a SLUT!!!

Person 1: Dude if that was a joke it was not funny

Person 2: It was a rhetorical joke

by hueng low December 6, 2009

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž