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The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection
Hey you wanna play the lap game
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When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.
At a McDonalds drive-thru:
Cashier: "$5.42, please."
Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.
Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.
Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."
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what you call someone who is whipped
look at phar lap look how whipped he is
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When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap
“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”
“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”
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When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.
That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!
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