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Giving a girl a high five after she tells you she had an abortion.
Not even joking just because it is on Urban Dictionary, this is real, after my older sister told me about how she had an abortion because she did what she had to do, I have her a high five, or an "Abortion Five"
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When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
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When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.
The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.
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When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.
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Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby
My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness
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A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.
Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.
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The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.
"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"
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