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A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.
I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.
A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.
Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.
That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things
Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!
I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!
Hypocrite criers for their own victims.
The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.
Irish slang,
with multiple meanings.
Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.
Or when the word bastard is not enough.
Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.
I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.
Slang used in New Zealand and Australia to positively describe the character of a male they know personally.
Bob’s a good bastard, no matter what people say about him
The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.
"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."
"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"