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(vulgar): English. Proper English.
Gee, Dwayne, did you done heared them Limeys a-speakin' of with they British English jibber-jabber? Ah near falled out of mah trailer.
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Basically the backbone of the american lookout. We see them as the cool ones, and were just a bunch of jackasses! They can make anything sound cool like "Bananas in Pajamas." Smart and very funny people. (monty python)
Euro-Trip: Total stereotype of Brits. Yet, still funny in the way that the Brits are presented by swearing like scalliwags and drinking non-stop! Also very sporting for MANCHESTER UNITED THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!
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The Currency used in Britain. Pounds sterling. Made up pounds (£) and pence (p). There are 100 pennies to the pound. The actual currency (the coins and notes) go up in 1,2,5 up to £50 notes (apparently there are £100 notes but you never see them, and most shops wouldn't accept it cos they never see it so it could be faked). Most the money has a picture of the queen on, but you can also find darwin, adam smith, elgar etc.
1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1, £2, (that's all the coins).
£5, £10, £20 (that's the notes).
Definitely not monopoly money, because it is worth twice the dollar!
I bought a bottle of vodka for £5!
Apparently if you draw on the queen on the note, it counts as treason.
The British Pound as we know it was introduced in 1971
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these chicks amazing super. all beautiful red haired or blonde hair does not matter. hot chicks
british girls great! as joss stone. yea
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The British Isles is the collective name for the islands of Britain, Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Channel Islands and all of the surrounding islets. The term is used mainly referring to weather and nature stuff, and also has some cultural use. Some Irish people have hard reservations about the term being applied to the island of Ireland, and so the British and Irish governments no longer use it. But Irish people who are not insecure about Ireland's future have no problem with the term, recognising that its just the name of a place, not a secret government.
Origin: Britain and Ireland were called "Britain" and "Britanis" in Roman times, which translates as Great Britain and Little Britain.
"This species of owl can be found throughout the British Isles.."
"Ireland was separated from the British Isles in 1922, we went out and cut it loose, so fuck off with your owls"
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1. One of the largest empires in history, and where the sun never sets
2. A genocidal, arrogant, racist, society of assholes, and looters that plundered and looted nations
3. The reason South Asia is made fun of
4. Reasons for most of the problems in the world
5. Some thing british people are overly proud of, and will not accept that it was brutal and racist towards its colonies
Britisher: Our empire was the largest and the best empire in the world.
Person under the rule: * Whipser*But it was really racist toward us
Another Person under the rule: IKR all they did was loot us, and never do anything good to us
Every British person in a 10 mile radius: How dare you insult our glorious british empire, bitch.
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Your British ex-boyfriend. The guy who's accent used to be so sexy and mysterious. Now, he's just that annoying guy with the lame accent.
Friend: "How's your boyfriend?"
You: "We don't talk about that British Fuck anymore!"
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