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As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards
Later on....
Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!
Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
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a government issued I.D. or Drivers license
"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"
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A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.
An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:
A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?
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A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.
"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"
"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"
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when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse
"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."
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a credit card made available to individuals with high credit ratings, which carries certain privileges that are unavailable to holders of other cards.
my mom has a platinum card
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Just like the victim card, but used to make a subject look sexist. Most of the time used for political means. Most effective when in a crowd of Feminist/SJWs. Most effective against Cis Gendered White Males.
There she goes, Hillarys using the sexist card again.
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