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the males (guys) cock or in other words PENIS!!
person one: i will suck your dick
person two: oh, like you will give me a blow job
person one: exactly
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Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.
"What the dick?!"
Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"
"It's a windy dick outside."
"Life is a dick"
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1) Something a man masterbates with.
2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike
3) A thing a Pussy slides on
4) A sex object
5) An object used to rape niggers in prison
1) I stroke my Dick tell I cum
2) You Fucking Dick-Head
3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick
4) Im'a Fuck his Dick
5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it
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something to go into a bunch of crevices.
a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.
a stick... for some burritos.
hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage
nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...
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Why are you looking this kind of stuff up on the internet? Go suck one!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a bonar because you sucked my dick! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye
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much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"
silent dicking: (useful for the office)
A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.
Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."
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what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)
a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life
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