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Edward Ramsey

The most amazing guy ever! He has the best personality and a sexy body. If you ever want a boyfriend well back off hes mine. Hes perfect boyfriend material. Super sweet. And he is all way there for me. I love him so much

Edward Ramsey is sexy

by shurbanie July 21, 2010


Edward Classyhands

A variant of Edward 40hands which involves taping a wine glass (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the participant's choice to their hands with duct tape. The participant must pour from the wine bottle into the class and drink from the glass only. Only after the bottle and glass are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.

Edward Classyhands is one of the classiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.

He's such a lightweight--he was trashed after one game of Edward Classyhands.

by DrunkasaurusPrime March 9, 2011


John Edwards

The dogger of boys.

John Edwards dogged the boys.

by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018


Edward Cabrera

Baseball player in the Marlins organization most famously for his mlb the show card

I hate facing Edward Cabrera in MLB the show with his outlier sinker

by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD July 16, 2021


edward scissorhands

cutest movie ever!!! <33

johnny depp was super-cute in it.

by iheartjohnnydepp April 1, 2004

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Edward Cullen

The seemingly perfect boyfriend that has carefully thought about killing you

numerous times and skillfully emotionally abuses you, lowering your already low

self-esteem to the point where you no longer put value on your own life if it

doesnโ€™t involve him.

When dating an Edward Cullen you wonโ€™t be able to

1. go anywhere without him
2. do anything for yourself because to him you are just a helpless little girl

who was just lucky to live for seventeen years without him
3. go see your best friend
4. live a normal life without him

After dating an Edward Cullen you will

1. try to kill yourself
2. have a boy who really cares about you pick up the pieces

by twilightiscrap123 May 13, 2009

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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a weirdo, who is in fact ugly and will creep into your mom's bedroom, (and is sparkly).

Edward Cullen is gonna come into your mom's bedroom tonight.

by K-$&SS September 14, 2009

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