Random
Source Code
Random
A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.
25👍 19👎
coach of a women's sports team; esp. women's softball or soccer.
The University of Montevallo puts out some high quality taco farmers.
10👍 6👎
A "Farmer Steve" is someone who has a deep infatuation with cows, cow milking, udders, teats, cud, leather and bondage. He is quite the shifty one, always "playing games" with his cows in the barn and pasture.
He frequently dons full leather while "servicing" his cows or domesticated bovines. He is also known on occasion to dress his cows in custom leather bondage. "Farmer Steves" also like to be physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification. This role is often reversed on the cow.
When "Farmer Steves" are unable to locate a cow, they have been known to use an adult male bovine mammal (Bull) as a substitute .
"Farmer Steves" are also known on occasion to have a fascination with Ubuntu. This aids in less frequent system crashes than Windows, thus resulting in a faster response time when searching for new morally offensive acts.
"Look at that guy in the field with the cow! He's such a Farmer Steve!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KULrrx3vcKM
10👍 6👎
Someone who is both a roofer and a farmer.
Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer
6👍 2👎
A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
That penis farmer is a thot.
5👍 2👎
The act of covering one nostril and blowing hard out the other one so as to dislodge mucus, a booger, or oter unwanted material.
See also snot rocket and air hankie
Dude, you got any kleenex?
Nope.
Farmer Snort saves the day!
5👍 2👎
An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
5👍 2👎