VERBAL FLUID

The verbal form of bodily fluids.

Rude, foul, offensive language that spews out of someone's mouth.

Someone just being an a-hole, either directly or a keyboard pussy A-hole

"Put that mask on Sam; nobody wants your verbal fluid on them."

Getting fluid in my band

Restricting your diet, a reference to lap-band surgery

I've been eating way too much all weekend, I'm getting fluid in my band this week for sure.

Headlight Fluid

When Gavin forgets the word for washer fluid

Gavin: "The Headlight Fluid container fell into the car onto his lap"
Gus: "The Headlight Fluid container, really?"