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5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho
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A KID THAT LIKES BIG PENIS IN HIS ASSHOLE AND THINKS HE CAN BEAT UP ANYBODY BUT HES ACUTALLY A BITCH
I’m Gabe yost and I like men
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Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)
Gabe Rowland is a simp.
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A person who is ugly most of the time. Looks like a chipmunk and a bird had hardcore
Ew its gabe.
RUNN GABES COMING
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Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
Gabe slade is someone who takes it in the ass while jerking off his homies.
Damn that nigga a freak his name must be Gabe slade.
Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.
I wish I was Asian Gabe.