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A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.
Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
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Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.
I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.
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bamf, good dancer, likes to party
did you see that Sarah Gift?
hell yeah I did!
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A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.
Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.
Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.
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A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.
Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"
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any hot chick that likes u back...or at least will fuck you.
i fucked my gift from god all night.
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Used to be titled as "gifted" as a child but now spends most of their time smoking weed and avoiding their problems
Jason is a gifted kid burnout I feel kind of bad for him.
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