greek tightrope

an act in which two men with erect cocks must face each other with either a woman or a man sitting (or standing) on the cocks

hey josh you wanna do a greek tightrope with me and jake tonight?

Greek Selenators

Greek Selenators, are the best on Stan Twitter, they love Selena and want the best for her

Greek Selenators Are the best people on earth

Greek Blessing

When a Greek Orthodox priest comes over to bless your house, but instead takes a horrendous crap in your bathroom.

The priest totally fooled us and gave us a Greek blessing.

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Greek tip

The act of inadvertantly handing over a pubic hair along with your money when paying for goods.

Little Sophie always dreaded acceping a sweet from her Grandpa, as it was more often than not accompanied by a greek tip (or two).

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Greek Warrior

Similar to a cleveland steamer, a sexually deviant act that involves taking a shit on another person's face while they are asleep/unconscious, usually as a cruel act or act of revenge.

Guy 1: Yeah, at the party she was flirting with me all night and telling me she wanted to bang me, but the bitch was just leading me on and fucking with me.

Guy 2 : Wow, what a bitch.

Guy 1: Yeah, but its okay because when she finally passed out, I went Greek Warrior on her.

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Doing the Greek

A term used to describe Homosexual Sexual Intercourse. (works for both genders).

"Did you see that movie Alexander? They were Doing the Greek the whole freaking movie!"

"Hey...where did John and Jack go?"
"They're upstairs Doing the Greek."
"Oh. They're gay?"
"Yeah...you didn't know that?"
"I do now, oh well, good to know I suppose."

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un-Greek

known, familiar. Used in the construction 'it's un-Greek to me'.

It's un-Greek to me that you have just married that girl.

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