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Hippos that can create thunderstorms with their butts. They can use their face to shatter glass and fart out rainbows.
Have you ever tried a magic hippo? They taste good. And theyre yummy pets.
Oh yeah dude. They're the bomb.com oh yeah.
Vegetarian hippy: WHY MUST YOU EAT HIPPOS! THEYRE GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENTTTTTTT
The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.
Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.
Guy 2: Oh shit.
A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's
Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!
Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.
It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass
Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.
BIG ASS, ASS AND THEM THIGHS MMMM OH YEAA *MOANS* *ORGASM*
hippo sexy sexy hippo mmm hippo sex
When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not
"man that's Hippo shameing