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When you walk up to the bar to speak to a girl and buy her a drink but she says “no habla inglis” and runs out of the bar.
Matt was talking to some really hot chick, and she got up and did the Red mill dash
Where all the trendy and extremely overpriced shops are located.
"OMG lets totaly go to mill ave to shop at urban and american apparel!"
"Okay sweet!"
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a.k.a. A nice city with a pig problem.
A suburban town right across the border from Charlotte where where cops have absolutely nothing because absolutely nothing goes on. Unfortunately for any young person who likes to have fun by simply drinking one or two beers locked quietly inside a small house, the police feel the need to bust in the house and write up tickets to absolutely everyone and threatening to throw them in jail if they say one word or use a cell phone from there on out. They then proceed to butt fuck all small innocent little boys hiding in the house and leave with any sort of narcotics found during the search. Surprise, Fort Mill! Your night is officially ruined!
ps Wade
1. Innocent citizens of Fort Mill, SC get arrested, often.
2. -Hey, Timmy, I think we should move out of Fort Mill, SC.
-Great idea, Stuart!
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NEW YORK MILLS
A little town full of polish people.
There is about 500 students in the New York Mills high school.
Students in the school thinks their shit doesn't stink.
People care what you wear to school because all the "popular" kids are up to fashion and can afford things that are secretly on welfare.
there is a lot of racism in the school
50% of the students in school are wiggers and or posers
They have a rivalry between the Notre Dame High School on Burrstone Road every like 5 years or something-but we lost
If you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend they consider you gay
They are just a small minded group of people
WIGGER KID: yo my fizzle whats up in hizzle
BLACK KID: hey where are you from
WIGGER KID: Im from the New York Mills izzle
BLACK KID: look at your skin color
(wigger kid gets jumped)
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An act of sexual masochism in which an individual achieves sexual gratification by being tied down and 'milled' by a group of 3 or more sexual sadists. Team mill jobs are illegal in 48 US states, due in large part to a rise in death rates from asphyxiation and rectal trauma. deaths,
A typical Team Mill Job begins when the subject is secured (usually to a table or workbench) and the 'Millwrights' simulate the act or process of grinding, cutting, pressing, or crushing in a mill, and ends when the 'Foreman' gives his sign of work completion. Usually by ejaculating onto or into the face of the subject, but varies depending on the foreman.
The price of Team Mill Job varies widely by location, economic climate and number of millwrights, but usually starts at around $500US.
Soliciting a Team mill job:
"Do you have a mill?"
"Yes"
"How big is your team?"
"How big is the job?"
"At least four or five man hours"
"I charge 250 bucks a man-hour"
"Is your work shop open?"
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A housing project in east windsor in which people from hartford or people on welfare reside. most are black and run around claiming to be thugs of some sort when most likely they dont know the definition. during the summer youll see people in the dump swimming pool or flooding the basketball courts. basically, its a dump. and should be demolished completely
"hey you wanna play ball?"
"sure where at?"
"mill pond village"
"HELL NO, so this little 12 year old can claim hes a blood and go home to suck mommy's tit?"
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When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.
Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"
Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"
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