A person that is gauche, socially unaware, yet conceited; the human embodiment of a mitten.
Look at Cooper, he's such a mitten.
A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
People with this last name are normally the shortest in the group
They are also the loudest and don't always play their music out loud
"____ MITTEN USE YOUR HEADPHONES"
Chua Yu Sheng's favourite thing to flick
"I wanna flick those mittens so bad 💪👈😩"
A way to say something is cool. Mittens are freakin cool, who doesn’t like mittens.
That shot is mittens dude 🔥
Yooo those tones are mittens 😍
My guy ! That reflection !! MEGA MITTENS 🧤
A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.
Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.
Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.
Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!