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When you eat out your girl after she has just taken a shit and wiped forward onto her already wet pussy.
Dude, I had the best lasagna last night.
Bro, my girl took a shit after foreplay and asked me to eat her out. I think I was the victim of a Chesapeake Oyster Fill.
Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster
"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"
"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
It's a hybrid of two common sayings eg the worlds your oyster X bobs your uncle
There you go son bobs your oyster
Multiple dudes wading through a spread open vagina (using a speculum for best results) that is filled with vomit, feces, and oyster meat to get to the pearl at the very end.
Chad, Todd, Ryan, and Brent stirred and scooped their way to the prize awaiting them in Aubrey's filthy sausage wallet. This was a challenging dish of Serbian Oyster Stew.
a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh
yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub
During intercourse, with your girl on her back when the moment of orgasm is reached you quickly pull out, stand up, and drop your globs of spluge all over her.(watch out for the ceiling fan)
Dude. I was banging my wife and she was being all romantic when i gave her the nantucket oyster drop. must have been a half bushel.