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when you have sex like wild animals at a hotel and then go to a serene setting like IHOP on a wednesday night to eat calm, flat, quiet pancakes.
-"What you doin after class, down for a pancake wednesday?"
-"sure, but I have to get gas first"
-"Sweet, i'll shave my pubes in the meantime."
AKA Lil Dicky
AKA the Original Pancake
AKA the most genius suave & silky lyricist who deserves a million times more credit than he gets (currently).
"Ayo, Lil Dicky!"
"Excuse me, that's aka The Original Pancake to you, ma'am."
The very first pancake that is cooked. Typically turns out to be the worst one in the batch due to an improperly prepared pan. Can be used to refer to a terrible 'first' of anything.
The recipe says it makes eight pancakes, but it's really only seven because no one's going to eat the sacrificial pancake.
She winced, thinking about her earliest dating fiasco, but comforted herself by deciding that her failure of a first boyfriend was merely the sacrificial pancake in her dating career.
When breasts are oddly flat to the chest and resemble the delicious breakfast confection, pancakes.
Wow, Lauren's pancake tits are deserving of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and two pads of butter. Make-a me hungry.
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1: When a woman, literally or metaphorically, castrates a man. Taken from the act of having your testicles run over with a steam roller. Also known as the "double pancake".
2: Henpecked
"That steam roller pancaked my nuts! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Poor pancaked fool. She's dragging him to that Jennifer Aniston movie."
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A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"
Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes
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The illiterate spelling of Boston Pancake
Bostin Pancake: If you think the capital of MA is “Bostin”, you should probably take a remedial English and/or geography class
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