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A slang term for a man's penis.
We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.
1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating
1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol
A man who is sweet, caring, and good with kids but has a hot temper. He is very overprotective witch can be a good thing and a bad thing. He is overall a good guy with good looks and a great personality.
Girl you really need a Pistol in your life
If ur nicknamed pistol, your name is for sure peter and ur a dick. One person has probably called you this and u continued to call yourself it as no one else besides maybe 3 people- including coaches
The nickname: pistol My name is pistol and I have a big dick.
My name is pistol and I’m the biggest fucking hardass
Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.
So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.
abbr: GSP
Guy1: Hey, where are you going.
Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...
Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.
Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job
2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth
Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.