Someone who analyzes the fuck out of a meme that is meant to be funny. Lighten up. Roll with it.
Dude, don't be a meme-pooper. It's just a meme. It's meant to be funny. Stop analyzing the fuck out of it. 30 people liked it, yet here you are making an issue out of it.
When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails
Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails
The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"
Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.
Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!
An anonymous individual who commonly poops above the water line, leaving more poop than is flushed.
I went to use the restroom and the back of the toilet was covered in splatter. The Mad Pooper had struck again!
When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything