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A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.
That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.
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when someone within a group of 3 or more yells disparaging or negative comments as per a porch dick, But has left the safety of his porch with 2 or more mates that act as a metaphorical, yet presumably as safe, porch while still being 100% a dick.
If it was just him saying all that shit I would have done something. But you can't expect me to fight a gaggle of porch dicks by myself.
When driving by a house with a green porch light on, Make sure to honk your horn in support of Marijuana use. Or knock on the door for a trick or treat.
Hey, look at that house with a green porch light, lets honk to support pot heads everywhere. If you knock you might get lucky, as someone could be waiting with a sack or a joint to share with you.
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Debbie's back porch AKA: Debs or Debs-mauth is the most ghetto redneck bar in Land O Lakes, Florida. If you want to find some crazy snookers and get roofied by Roofy-Ray check it out! Also has mad-bowling game to play when snooked up, watch out for the jello-shots and the canook!
Hey man are we going to Debbies back porch tonight to get some snookers and pick up some Racetrack hotties?
I don't know man I don't want to get roofied by Roofy-Ray, make sure you cover beer.
Awh come on we can get some debs-mouth.
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Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
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A street in an African American neighborhood that usually has nigglets that could run out in front of your car at any given moment.
Well, im about to drive down Porch Monkey Alley; i better get off the phone here and dodge the nigglets.
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In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge
I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom
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