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A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.
Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.
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When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)
"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"
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Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”
Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”
Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”
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Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.
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Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.
Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.
You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.
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A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.
That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.
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A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.
"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"
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