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A game that revives every year because of Memes, the DNA of the soul.
The game having great music you've probably heard before, you most likely have heard "It has to be this way" with a person punching another person alot of times but it doesn't affect them.
Here's each bosses in the game explained in a few words or less:
"Stop that blade!"
Robot Dog
The average French person
Tank? Wrong! Annoying Robot!
"Magnetic force Jack, Nature's force!"
"I'm fucking invincible!" - The easiest boss
The average Brazilian
"THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!"
Making the mother of all omelets
Person 1: "Wow! You beat that big robot, was it the final boss? Also what's this game called?"
Person 2: " That was the tutorial boss, also the game is called Metal Gear Rising."
That one celebirty chick from Persona 4
Have you heard any of Rise Kujikawa's songs? They are great!
A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.
Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!
nasty ass game stanky ass game
Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.
Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?
Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.
I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.
That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.
Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”
You: “No but thank you”
All the scraps of weed left on the table after rolling a joint. Including: stems, seeds, and all the other crap left over.
Hey pack a bowl of that rise-kush, I'm all out of weed.