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shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*
Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter’
That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!
an EDIETS situation is a way of saying your life is so boring and bland that you feel every day is exactly the same, living in an EDIETS situation usually also means having a shallow existance and feeling like you don't have a voice anymore, EDIETS stands not for eDiets.com but rather "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" and is named after the NIN song of same name.
A: "Dude I feel like I'm having an EDIETS Situation right now"
B: "Oh, yeah I feel ya man"
A situation or other event in which only the outcome matters
The Superbowl is a Yoda situation
We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!
Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row
Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.
2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.