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Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013


Havin' a stretch

To have a physical altercation

"Tell me sis, I got ya back, I'm always down for havin' a stretch"

by Ritalaloca February 23, 2016


Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021


El stretch

BTS DOES THIS THEY GO DOWN AND LIKE SYRECH THEIR ARMS AND LEGS LMAO

What are Tae doing?
He’s doing el stretch

by Trash for bangtan September 21, 2018


cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily

by giantballslover February 9, 2022


hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 2, 2017


Fishy Stretch

It’s when you pretend to have a seizure on the floor.

Guy one:”Yo is he ok?”
Guy two:”yeah he’s fine he’s just doing a fishy stretch.”

by 420blaze it March 23, 2018