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Where a male/female likes to suck on used tampons (usually with blood on it)
My boyfriend is the Tampon Vampire
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Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so
'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'
'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'
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A slow driver in the left lane of a highway, a driver that impedes the flow of traffic.
He's only going 60! This is the passing lane! What a tampon! Fucking turnpike tampon!
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A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty
'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'
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A phallic reference that a black guy uses when he
is tryin to fuck and the girl says she is on her period
You're on the rag? It's all good girl, I got this chocolate tampon that will make it all better. It tastes good too...
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1. One with really bad acne, or just a a damn ugly person in general: parallels butter face, but this is more for guys.
Ted Kennedy is a tampon face.
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Music made by the canadian twins Tegan and Sara.
Tegan and Sara are tampon rock
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