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A shaken man-tini is a sexual act, named after the alcoholic drink, the martini. It involves emptying the contents of a ballpoint pin and inserting opposite ends into the urethras of two penises until the glans (or heads) of the penises are touching, at which point the males begin to alternate ejaculations, forcing an ever-growing mass of semen back and forth between the penises.
The only drink gayer than an apple-martini, is a shaken man-tini.
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To mean Charlotte and her legs. A term used mostly in derbyshire/nottingham to describe a girl and her legs. Can commonly be heard shouted across factory dancefloor as a complement or gesture to anyone with 'tiny batty legs'
''OMG! She has tiny batty legs, she must be called charlotte''
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A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"
Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'
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guy 1: A bro im thinking of joining a gang what gang should i join.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.
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A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.
The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".
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A moral dilemma, in which a person is asked how they would respond to coming across an apple on the ground. The twist is, the apple in fact contains a miniature Hitler inside of it.
How would you react?
"I brought up the Tiny Hitler Fallacy when I was talking to Brandon last night, and he didn't know how to respond!"
"I can see why, the Tiny Hitler Fallacy always leaves me completely stumped!"
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