two shot

Slang term usually used to describe sawed off, double barreled shotguns which can only hold two shotgun shells at a time. one shell is inserted in each bore, allowing for two shots to be fired in rapid succession before it must be reloaded.

"nigga was sweatin me, so I pulled out my two shot and smoked him"

"I got a nickname for all my guns. A Desert Eagle that I call big pun. A two shot that I call 2-pac...." -- Qadir from the song "nickname"

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three two

Used in reference to beer sold at corner stores and gas stations, containing only 3.2% alcohol per volume.

"I bought a couple of 40s at the corner store, wanna come drink?"

"You better have bought ten of them, that's three two."

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two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

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The One Two

Also called the "Once Over". The one two is when someone looks you up and down to judge one you in some way or another. Mostly you get this look from a hater or someone trying to size you up.

(Walking through the mall)

Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."

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Two hole

Used to refer to a female

Friend: I can't come, I have date night with my girlfriend.
Me: Don't dog the boys for a two hole

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two cows

An analogy to explain a certain (usually political) system, beginning with the statement "you have two cows" and explaining what would happen to them under that system, sometimes involving your neighbours and often the government.

Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.

Two cows: You have two cows. You use them to explain a political system.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.

Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.

Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.

Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.

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Two Timer

A crap that takes two flushes.

Man, i just had a two timer!

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