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Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.
Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?
Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.
Person 1: Niceeee
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking
As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.
Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.
A guy that is half normal and half viking, they mostly lives up in the northern of EU
oh, thats an real carl-viking''
I grabbed dat ass Viking Style. Just like the way the Vikings used to grab their Seax when in battle.
a annoying team with so much aura (body odor) that it scares away all the citizens!!
the viking cheiftains is getting mogged by sigma knight commanders!
The hottest Viking ever alive!
Ich bring some Met he will be your best friend forever.
Maybe you meet him in Valhalla..
Who ist that hot Viking?
- it’s Conti the Viking