corn wipe

A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.

I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.

or

"Thats clear as "corn wipe".

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Bag Wipe

A "Refreshing Towelette" like you might receive with an order of KFC with the words "Bag Wipe" displayed on the packaging.

The "Bag Wipe" is used for soothing or cooling one's hot and sticky testicles.

I ran three blocks to get crammed into a city bus during rush hour. My sweaty Nut-Sack was firmly stuck to my thigh. I pulled out a "Bag Wipe" and proceeded to "freshen up" in front of the horrified on-lookers.

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golden wipe

The wipeing of one's ass that results in a clean piece of toilet paper.

Dude! I just wiped and nothing was showed up!

response: nice golden wipe.

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coochie wipes

wet wipes solely reserved to wipe the female genitalia.

no tissue??? hand me some "coochie wipes"

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sweat wipes

When you are sitting in a hot ass porto-potty that is baking in the scorching hot sun and the sweat off your back is running down your ass crack, your ass full of sweat turns your toilet paper wad into a wet wipe when you go to wipe your ass.

Q: Arthur, is your bunghole feeling fresh after that deuce you just dropped?

A: Why yes, Theresa, yes indeed. It was so damn hot in that fucking portable toilet that I was gifted with sweat wipes to freshen my ass! Now may I please receive that BJ you offered me this morning for raking the leaves?

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fuck wipe

1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.

1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.

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Wiping Hair

Long hair found on a female, primarily used to wipe jizz from the face of a "lady" following the oral stimulation of her "friend's" sex organ / weapon of love.

For example
Alan used Petra's WIPING HAIR to clean up her face after the mess he'd made.

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