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Noun; a female that leaves her boyfriend for his best friend
Did you hear about Susan? She left her boyfriend for Pablo. She's such a ditch witch.
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Referring to a situation when a gentleman has not ejaculated for a long period of time. His baby batter has been brewing and thus is quite pungent and foul to the taste.
Dude, I have been stewing this witches brew for almost a month in anticipation of blowing it all over that whores face.
I busted a five roper of witches brew on that bitch and she almost vomited from the necrotic odor.
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The term used for when one throws up a little in their mouth, swallows it, then has to deal with the horrible after-taste.
Dude, after I ate that burrito and shotguned that Milwaukee's Best, I got the worst witches brew.
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In engineering, any destructive test which results in the system under test being destroyed even if the system passes the test. Usually done more for the entertainment value of destruction instead of achieving any scientific end. Refers to the Renaissance-era test in which a (supposed) witch was thrown into a large body of water--if she drowns, she's not a witch..if she floats, she's a witch and was killed by another method. Both results of the test result in death.
Me:"Don't send your antique radio to Ignautius, he only does witches tests."
My friend:"What does he do?"
Me:"If a fuse blows he replaces it with a higher amperage fuse until something else blows."
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The worst Nine Inch Nails record EVER
Them: Hey man, have you heard the new album by NIN called Bad Witch?
Me: Yes, and it's total garbage. Only people who like it are brain dead fanboys and fangirls
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The clitoris of a woman over 88 years old.
A foul, nasty clit, as if it were to belong to a witch, with warts, and scales, and a brightly colour lining of green.
Yo Momma!
(She has a clit like a witch)
(Yes, she has a witch clit)
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Male witch who know all. Loves Dungeon & Dragons. May be gay. Might be named Ron. Presents with mullet and wears fanny pack. All during work hours
Is Witch Pube on the internet at work again?
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