When something is annoying past the point of being horse shit
Dude, I got friend zoned again! This is steaming yak shit!
Continuously talking while you shave
Carol talks all morning and I end up yak shaving.
When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard
"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"
A pejorative term for the man commonly referred to as the "great satan of Steve's house." Known for his lack of motivation to go out in public, he is slowly moving closer towards Dave Rogersdom and is trying to bring Steve with him. He must be stopped at all costs. It is his presence that forced the creation of the S.H.L.F. as well as its more legitimate political arm F.L.A.P.
Yak-a-black didn't want to go out, so we kidnapped Tiffy and car bombed his house.
Yak Cran is usually a good pro clubs player, naturally a ST who desires to be captain of a team, he is a tall lad usually 6'3 but can be taller. Usually British with a strong Welsh accent. He can be mean to Wang Kerr
Yak Cran scored a beauty against Space Raiders FC