Moolie Bowl

A bowl of cheap crappy penny candy kept at halloween to give to black (and sometimes Puerto Rican) inner city children who get carted in to white suburban neighborhoods for trick-or-treating. The good candy such as snickers bars are kept in another bowl hidden from view.

Here comes another van load of them. Quick, get the Moolie Bowl ready!

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spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

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full bowling

When a bunch of people take a crap in a toilet when the owner isn't home. So it's filled to the brim with crap.

Honey, why is the toilet full of shit?

Jimmy and his friends must have been full bowling again!

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bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

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spliff bowl

Same idea as a spliff (a joint rolled with both tobacco and weed), but packed into the bowl of a smoking device such as a pipe or bong.

I'm running out of weed. I guess I'll smoke a spliff bowl.

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salad bowl

Nickname for the city of Salinas California, located 40 miles south of San Jose. The name is based on the agricultural significance of the area and its location in the Salinas Valley.

They gang bang like its 1994 in the Salad bowl.

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Fruit Bowl

When a male sticks his genitalia between his legs, so that his ass and his genitalia form a fruit-bowl-esque picture.

Cartman: Let's show Mrs. Choksondik our fruit bowls at 8:30 you guys! ...Aww you guys are weak

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