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The need for some type of body modification (tattoo, piercing, etc) during a pandemic (namely the Covid-19 pandemic).
Andrea’s got a serious pandemic itch, I think she’s getting tattooed AGAIN.
Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!
George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.
Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!
Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.
Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols
"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor
The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.
Friend 1: Why are you making fists?
Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch
Vigorously itching your crotch after you rage quit.
I rage itch every time I see your face.
Severely itchy nuts that are relieved with the removal of the offending gitch. More common on a hot day but can be caused by improper hygiene, cheap underwear or even a new laundry detergent.
If you still have gitch itch after taking the gitch off you might want to see a doctor.